Legal

Objection! Hold it! Take that!

By viewing this site, you agree to the terms and conditions set forth on a page buried somewhere in my pile of directories. Take the time to find it before you sue me.

If you find any of the material on this website offensive to your ethnicity, religion, gender, species, etc., please email your comments to me. In the title field of your email, make sure you say something interesting - try to sell me pills or introduce yourself as the prince of nigeria offering me X amount of dollars - so my email filter can catch it and move it to the appropriate folder.

If I'm using something which belongs to you and you would like me to remove it, send me an email. Make sure to include the page on which you found the item as well as sufficient proof that you are indeed the owner of said item.

Feel free to use any of the pictures I have on the site. Credit to li-zhang.net is preferred, but optional.

If you must steal code from this page (I can see no reason why; my website is poorly coded and nothing works), do it properly. I'll send you the source for all of the pages if you ask nicely. I just don't want to see a poorly done clone of this website rotting away in the corners of the internet.